Out of the mouths of babes!

I found a note-book this evening, under the bed. In it I’ve recorded some of the funny things my kids have said. They made me laugh !! I have loads of marking to do and I’m procrastinating – so tonight I thought I’d share some quotes with you. Just for fun.

So Master Langdon shall hereby be known as B, (for boy – get it) and Little Miss Langdon will be referred to as G. (For girl ! Genius ).

Enjoy the selection of quotes from the last 10 years from Ca'Langdon

1) After a particularly boisterous hour

Mrs L – B stop teasing your sister

B – I’m protecting the balance of the house . If we are too soft we won’t be able to protect ourselves. If we are too harsh we will grow up to be robbers and murderers. So I’m protecting the balance of the house with some gentle teasing ‘

2) While I’m plaiting G’s hair

G – When I grow up I want to be…

Mrs L – like mummy?

G- no silly, I want to be a princess

Mrs L – like mummy ?

G- no you are not pretty like a princess. I’m going to be pretty.

3) G has been handed a chocolate egg (of the kind you might find a toy inside ! )

G – I can’t eat that , it’s crap

Mrs L – what ?

G- it’s all crapped look

Mrs L – oh…cracked

G- yes crap

4) I’ve been talking in the kitchen with Hubby about the arrival of some ‘items’ to assist with a ‘sex ed’ lesson at school. B has been eaves dropping.

B- what ? Why do they have penis rubbers ?

Mr L – what ?

B – rubber penis ? Like to rub things out ? Do they have balls ?

Mrs L – well yes, and no. Not that kind of rubber. They are like plastic, for a class.

B- oh thank god!! I thought they were all using willies to rub out their work !

5) B has made a house / den for an action man. Hubby is trying to explain that this is not how you play with action man.

Mr L – B, it’s an Actionman. He needs to go on adventures, saving the world, he doesn’t need a house.

B – he needs somewhere to sleep doesn’t he ?

Mr L – ok – well – what about the pizza oven? Why the pizza oven ?

B – well when he’s not out saving the world and having adventures, he’ll be at home, relaxing in his house, eating pizza he cooked in his pizza oven !

6) B and G share a tender moment

G- I want to play princess and the frog

B- ok

G- you be the frog

B- no I won’t

G- you have to be the frog so I can kiss you

B- no I don’t want to kiss you and anyway you look like the frog you are small

G- I’m not a frog I’m (insert her FULL name here )

B- no you are a Shrek baby

G- you have to be the prince so I can marry you

B- no. Anyway you can’t marry me I’m your brother

G- but I love you

B- you can’t marry me

G- do you want a sticker ?

B- no I don’t need a sticker, I’m a man. Men don’t need stickers !

6) B had a big day

B – what a day I’ve had today – today I lit a match for the BBQ, made a burger and tasted beer. I’m a man now

7) B does love G really

Mrs L – what will happen when these two have other halves ?

Mr L– you’ll be a nightmare mother in law

Mrs L – yes I will

B- wait , hold on G is going to have a boyfriend ?

Mrs L – one day maybe

B- oh

Mr L why what will you do ?

B- nothing

Mr L – what if he’s mean to her ?

Pause …. Very long pause

B – I’d have to knock him out !

G – do you love me B?

B- whatever !

And finally, in the middle of all this madness there came a conversation I’ll never forget – he was only young so I wasn’t being too detailed / philosophical in my answers !

8) in the car, stuck in traffic

B – mummy what happens when you die ?

Mrs L – erm you go to heaven

B- do we all go to heaven?

Mrs L – good people do, you are good

B – what if it’s the end of the world

Mrs L – well then heaven will be busy

B – But how will I find you, if it’s so busy in heaven ?

Mrs L – I’ll find you B

B – yes, yes you will mummy.

There you go, some silly and cute quotes from my kiddies.

Until next time

X

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